If you’ve ever tried to describe a softball bat without actually saying the word "bat," you know exactly how quickly things can devolve into hilarious chaos. To celebrate the upcoming season, RIP-IT brought two competitive softball families to DICK’S Sporting Goods for a high-stakes, high-energy race: the Ultimate "Say Anything But the Name" Shopping Challenge.

The Rules of the Game The prize? A $100 RIP-IT gift card and ultimate bragging rights. The rules are simple but challenging: One teammate must sprint around the store hunting for specific items using only the vague, on-the-fly descriptions provided by their partner. If they accidentally say the actual name of the item, they are in trouble! The team with the lowest combined time after two frantic rounds takes the crown.

Cart Crashes and Hilarious Mix-Ups In Round One, the kids call the shots. Team Blue kicks things off with a literal cart crash, while Team Red sets a strong pace—until a frantic debate over whether a clue is describing a batting helmet or a fielder’s mask threatens to drain the clock.

Who Takes the Crown? With moonwalking, frantic speed-walking, and a nail-biting finish, this shopping challenge comes down to the absolute wire. Will Micaila and Kristin (Team Blue) set an unbeatable pace, or will Andrea and Baylee (Team Red) pull off the ultimate win?

Watch the full “Say Anything But the Name” Shopping Challenge to see the chaos unfold and find out who takes home the grand prize!

Gearing up for your own season? Shop the complete RIP-IT softball collection at your local DICK’S Sporting Goods or online.